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Buttsnorkeler

Hates women. Guy that likes ass. Manass.
Quit looking at that dudes ass you buttsnorkeler!
by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018
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buttshark

When you leave your computer account (usually at work) unlocked, someone finds it and they send emails out (usually to a large amount of people) pretending to be you but saying ridiculous or embarrassing things.

A really good buttshark is one that people can't tell if the person actually sent it or if they got buttsharked. Another variation is to email one person, usually that person's mortal enemy, and apologize for everything and ask them out for beers but BCC everyone else.
Oh come on, you know that John got buttsharked. He has a girlfriend!
by Animaldrummer04 May 11, 2011
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Buttsnorkler

Fruitcake that likes to eat ass. Somebody particularly gay that looks at a man's buttocks and immediately wants to smush his nose into the asshole.
Man#1- "Hey, Bruce! Check out the ass on him."

Man#2- "Oh Michael, you are such a Buttsnorkler!"
by The Regal Kegal June 15, 2018
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Buttshark

A non-geostatonary terrestrial satellite, man-made for the purpose of surveillance. The constant stream of images must be filtered constantly, leading this commentator to suggest that they actually do not actually feed upon the upturned buttocks by night. See *remoras*
*Yawn* Night love... *rearranges pillows and turns over* Hope the buttshark does not get me. x
by Haricovert November 14, 2020
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