bushwhack

to carry out sexual intercourse with women with excessive pubic hair; to have sex with bushmonkeys

The best I could do with that one was bushwhack straight through.

by friend68 September 22, 2010

Bushwhacker

The 43rd President of the United States.

Person #1: "Did you hear what Letterman said about George W. Bush last night?"

Person #2: "Yeah, I think he likes to make jokes about the Bushwhacker."

by El Reagan December 2, 2011

bushwhacked

bushwhacked is when a guy tries to eat a girl out, but can't because she has a bit too much bush.

Mike: dude, I tried to eat her out but, she had a fucking fro.
Adam: bro, you got hella bushwhacked!
Mike: Tell me about it! I used like a whole box of toothpicks.

by Brie October 16, 2004

Bushwhacked

Complete and totally fucked up hair.

What the hell happened to your head?
What do you mean...doesn't it look nice?
Hell, no...it's fucking bushwhacked!

by Anger King January 19, 2013

bushwhacker

Any man or woman who appreciates hairy vaginas far too much.

My friend is a bushwhacker and he only fucks women when he can't see their vagina through the bush.

by largeandnotincharge July 26, 2011

bushwhacked

the act of being hit by pubic hair repeatedly while performing oral sex

The girl who gave me head at the party was getting bushwhacked 'cause I hadn't trimmed in weeks!

by G. Whacker Bush September 13, 2011

bushwhacker

A penis or, a gardening tool (a very painful gardening tool).

girl: wow your bushwhacker is huge!
man: really i never noticed

or

A bushwhacker is that how you chopped off your dick?

by bobie ate my pie! February 20, 2010