Wisconsin Business Suit
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
The business attire of your typical fat ass Wisconsinite.
The Wisconsin Business Suit is usually made up of Dockers pants, a golf polo (typically Under Armour or Nike), a brown or black belt, which may or may not match the Kohls Department Store purchased lace up dress shoes. A cell phone attached to the belt is optional and often considered to be in good taste.
This look is often accentuated with the "Dunlap" or "cheese tank" which is the gut of said fat ass hanging over his belt.
Example One:
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
Wisconsin Man 1: Hey, what are you wearing to the big meeting in West Bend tomorrow?
Wisconsin Man 2: Just got a new Nike polo and a pair of sweet Dockers from Kohls that were 88% off.
Wisconsin Man 1: Dude you always out dress everyone.
Example Two:
Scene - Business Conference In Vegas
Man 1: Jesus Christ, who are all these fat fucks wearing pleated Dockers and polos? God they look like shit.
Man 2: It looks like some fat fucks from the Mid West.
Man 3: Yeah I grew up in Wisconsin. They're rocking the Wisconsin business suit. I'm so ashamed of my heritage. (hangs head in shame)
Man 1: Well if they're half as stupid as they are fat, this should be the easiest sale of my life.
Man 2: For sure. God who the fuck dresses like that?
Man 3: My friends and family.
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