burned my workplace down

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

Burned Fur

A failed attempt to "improve" furry fandom, comprised largely of well-intentioned furries but lacking any real direction. The whole business collapsed when the members turned on eachother and a few went nuts.

See that troll on Portal of Evil? He was a burned fur once, before he went crazy.

by Fidelio April 26, 2005

Burned Man

When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.

I went to Burning Man and came back as a Burned Man... my penis will start flaking in like 3 days

by Party Crashers September 11, 2009

Burned by the tea

When spilling the tea backfires on you and ends up coming back to bite you in the ass.

Omg I got burned by the tea last night when Jess learned I was talking about her behind her back.

by 192837465564738291 March 10, 2019

Burned Rice

Is a name for a person that is half asian and half black. Also known as Blasian or Blackie Chan.

Guy: HI, are you asian or black?
AWESOME DUDE: No, im black and asian.
Guy: So you Burned Rice?
AWESOME DUDE: yes

by Vuietnam December 2, 2010

Burned Up

This is when you do enough gangster shit in one place for too long as to wear out your welcome.

Josue Burned up in Chicago, so he had to flee to Mexico.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Burned Off

The act of racing someone down a freeway/motorway and subsequently kicking their ass.

I totally burned off this Audi RS6 in my R8 the other day

I got burned off in my Golf R32 by a dude in a Lambo

by Pulling_power April 18, 2010