Covid bullseye

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Bullseye Bill

A man who is more than 90% accurate with his cumshot

What can I say honey, I'm just as good as Bullseye Bill!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009

cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.

"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."

by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006

soggy bullseye

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night

Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..

by Thenailer June 18, 2019

turkish bullseye

A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button

Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!

Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there

Lee: Oh shit- that sucks

by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009