A "Closet Bulimic" is a combination of the proliferation of gently used designer clothing/accessories resale closets and compulsive online shoppers who love the thrill of the hunt. Like a cocaine rush, once they've found the item they don't really want it anymore. They immediately photograph it and sell it on a resale closet.
Naomi was a classic 'closet bulimic', enjoying the hunt of finding a bag then selling it immediately after getting it. It was all about the hunt, the chase not the actual object of desire itself.
by Lady NI January 27, 2016
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Mary - "Hey, how's your new boyfriend?"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
Megan - "Oh, he was a relationship bulimic so he broke up with me"
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Dude 1: I'm so tired of my girlfriend always puking in the sink and leaving bits of food for me to find.
Dude 2: Why is that girl always sick?
Dude 1: She isn't, man. She's just make-bulimic.
Dude 2: Why is that girl always sick?
Dude 1: She isn't, man. She's just make-bulimic.
by gib103 December 1, 2006
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The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.
The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.
by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019
Get the Rusty bulimic mug.a person, often a trendy young woman, who starves/diets/restricts her food intake during weekdays, but then binges/gorges herself on sweets during the weekend. compare anorexic and bulimic.
she pretends to be so restrictive all the time, but she is such a weekend bulimic! did you see how many donuts she ate last saturday?
by cocojosie April 13, 2004
Get the weekend bulimic mug.a person that binges on "food porn" websites such as Food Gawker, Food Network, All Recipies, etc. A sufferer of this condition reaches an obsessive level of searching for indulgent pictures of food or complex/absurd recipies. The person never intends on actually attempting the recipies, just drooling over them for hours on end. Virtual Bulimics like to commit their binges secretly and if caught, deny the amount of time they have spent on their favorite foodie websites. A common behavior of VBs is to keep a tab open to a genrically 'good use of time' websites, like the CNN.com, which they can toggle to upon the glance of un-welcome eyes.
Person 1: "Erin has been salivating at her computer all day while looking through Food Gawker's most popular recipies of all time. Right now she is reading a recipe for deep fried bacon. Her condition appears to be growing graver by the second; I think it's time for an intervention."
Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
Person 2: "Yes, she is demonstrating all the signs of a Virtual Bulimic. We would be good friends to confront her."
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