by Bigdaddy Ari August 25, 2007
When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.
Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.
by Will the kyle December 9, 2019
The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.
by tommy salami May 12, 2015
"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."
by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022
A fakemaster, walter mitty type who claims many things, none of which is true.
Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.
Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.
Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.
Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.
fakemaster water buffalo pussy
by banfakey July 26, 2010
Probably the best song on Fall Out Boy's new album 'Folie à Deux'. It starts slowly and then evolves into a massive catchy pop-punk song.
by notfallingapart April 18, 2009
The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)
Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.
by JG00 July 9, 2023