A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
by IndigoLynx January 12, 2009
Get the Bristolian mug.The 'pre-daaah-mi-NENT' accent in Bristol County Massachusetts, especially stroo-ung in Fall River, Swansea, and, to a lesser degree, in Taunton, Norton, and Attleboro.
A bastard child of Tom Menino's Boston accent and Fran Drescher's Queens (New York City) accent.
To those from other parts of Massachusetts, the Bristol County accent is often mistaken for a Providence Rhode Island accent, with which it is somewhat similar, or even a New York/New Jersey accent.
New Yorkers have been said to mistake Bristol County speakers as being native Long Islanders who have spent most of their adult lives in white, inner-city Boston or 'pahts' of Maine.
A bastard child of Tom Menino's Boston accent and Fran Drescher's Queens (New York City) accent.
To those from other parts of Massachusetts, the Bristol County accent is often mistaken for a Providence Rhode Island accent, with which it is somewhat similar, or even a New York/New Jersey accent.
New Yorkers have been said to mistake Bristol County speakers as being native Long Islanders who have spent most of their adult lives in white, inner-city Boston or 'pahts' of Maine.
My name's Joe Raaaahbinson. I was baaahn and raised in Foe Rivuh (Fall River) but have lived in Daaahchista (Dorchester Boston) fa ovuh faaaahty yeeiz.
Pay-pul from Foe Rivuh spake da Bristol Coun-tay ee-ax-ent (Bristol County Accent), ya no. Dem pay-pul ovuh in Noo Beffid New Bedford sound preddy diff-RENT, ee-nd kinduh ri-taah-did, if yuh aaaahsk may!
Some pay-pul in Daaahchista think I'm a Noo Yaaaahka just be-cooz I say caww-fay. Is that fried, ahhh what?!
Now, Dunk-yays has da best caww-fay, by faaaah. I caaahn't unda-stee-nd them pay-pul who aaaahda caww-fay from Staaah-buckz. Dat second sylla-bowl in Staaaah-buckz is appro-pree-yett, pun intendid.
Faaaaah daaaahliz faah a smoo-ell, paah-din may, shaaaaht, caww-fay. Dat's friggin ri-taaaah-did.
Fa faaaaah daaaahliz, I can put just enough gee-yess in my caaaah to drive from
Daaahchista down to my sistiz in Braaaaahk-tin. Tank gaaaaahd she duz-int live in Naaaahtin aah Addle-bwo aah, even waaaaahs, Swaaaahnzay. Den, the gee-yess wood coo-wust much maaaah!
Laaaahst yeeeuh, my ol' lay-dee and I went down to Flaaaaahrider for some aaah and aaah. It was very haaaaaht down they-uh, so when we went to break-fust, I aaaahsked fa a glee-ass of aaaaahrange joes. Dey make the best aaaaahrangez in Flaaaaahrider; dem Cal-ee-faaahn-yenz should stick to wine aah sumptum!
My ol' lay-dee, a Foe Rivuh gull tru ee-nd tru, aaaahsked fa a cup of tay ee-nd tha wait-RESS looked at huh like she was speaking Choy-nase aw sumptum. So my ol' lay-dee says to huh again, "cup of tay, plays." She finally gaaaht whut she aaaahdid!
Now, I gaaahta open anutha cee-an of Milliz and smoke anutha Pall Moo-al. Heee-ave yawself a nice day!
Pay-pul from Foe Rivuh spake da Bristol Coun-tay ee-ax-ent (Bristol County Accent), ya no. Dem pay-pul ovuh in Noo Beffid New Bedford sound preddy diff-RENT, ee-nd kinduh ri-taah-did, if yuh aaaahsk may!
Some pay-pul in Daaahchista think I'm a Noo Yaaaahka just be-cooz I say caww-fay. Is that fried, ahhh what?!
Now, Dunk-yays has da best caww-fay, by faaaah. I caaahn't unda-stee-nd them pay-pul who aaaahda caww-fay from Staaah-buckz. Dat second sylla-bowl in Staaaah-buckz is appro-pree-yett, pun intendid.
Faaaaah daaaahliz faah a smoo-ell, paah-din may, shaaaaht, caww-fay. Dat's friggin ri-taaaah-did.
Fa faaaaah daaaahliz, I can put just enough gee-yess in my caaaah to drive from
Daaahchista down to my sistiz in Braaaaahk-tin. Tank gaaaaahd she duz-int live in Naaaahtin aah Addle-bwo aah, even waaaaahs, Swaaaahnzay. Den, the gee-yess wood coo-wust much maaaah!
Laaaahst yeeeuh, my ol' lay-dee and I went down to Flaaaaahrider for some aaah and aaah. It was very haaaaaht down they-uh, so when we went to break-fust, I aaaahsked fa a glee-ass of aaaaahrange joes. Dey make the best aaaaahrangez in Flaaaaahrider; dem Cal-ee-faaahn-yenz should stick to wine aah sumptum!
My ol' lay-dee, a Foe Rivuh gull tru ee-nd tru, aaaahsked fa a cup of tay ee-nd tha wait-RESS looked at huh like she was speaking Choy-nase aw sumptum. So my ol' lay-dee says to huh again, "cup of tay, plays." She finally gaaaht whut she aaaahdid!
Now, I gaaahta open anutha cee-an of Milliz and smoke anutha Pall Moo-al. Heee-ave yawself a nice day!
by A friend of Joe Raaaahbinson October 4, 2008
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Is a city. South West of England. Populated with various types of ethnicity. Compared to other cities this is a unique one, loads of bars and clubs, pub, cinema, ice rink, rock climbing, absailing, canoeing and activities to choose from here. Although you get the odd few yobs... the yobs have to decide carefully as to who their target will be. Do not give in to these people or let them intimidate you.
Bristol is very hectic and Livley on weekends with a great atmosphere and on the weekdays a a few bars and clubs still manage to be livo!!
Outsiders to Bristol should respect the history,land, people and the ground on which they walk.
Bristol is very hectic and Livley on weekends with a great atmosphere and on the weekdays a a few bars and clubs still manage to be livo!!
Outsiders to Bristol should respect the history,land, people and the ground on which they walk.
jimmy: lets travel to Bristol, get pissed, get laid, go home!
Sebastian: I would love to engage in the process of travelling to Bristol, I heard its hectic down ther.
Sebastian: I would love to engage in the process of travelling to Bristol, I heard its hectic down ther.
by aches November 23, 2006
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Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008
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While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
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