when the person you’re hooking up with (with no
protection) jokingly
sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely
ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The
bastard pulled a
Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that
shit.