when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly
sticks their pinky up their
ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected
pregnancy.
Girl 1: Did you hear what
Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too
far along to
abort that shit.