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brunkle brik

someone who is not very smart.
they are known as the “dumb one“ in the friend group.
Denes is being a brunkle brik! He thought the world was flat.
by Yelena Rose July 3, 2023
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Bruncle

Whan some how your uncle become's also your brother and you are unsure of what to actually call him when introducing him to other's.
When my mom took in my Uncle who was only 4 year's older then me and 2 year's older then my sister, but was 18 year's younger then my mom, he was my Uncle who became my Brother. He was now my Bruncle!

Hey, check out Lana's bruncle. He's pretty cool how he is alway's there for her, just like a brother would be.

When you consider your uncle to be more of a brother then an uncle, he become's your bruncle... Yipee!
by Lana-GigglesOverU March 1, 2009
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bruncledad

Derogatory term used in reference to inbred families or communities, usually chav related.

To actually be a Bruncledad you would have to have been born from a woman who had slept with her dad. You would then be her brother and her son. Then you would have to sleep with her and you'd be a bruncledad to the kid from that. Youd be the kids brother because his mother gave birth to you. Youd be his uncle because her dad is your father, and so youre her brother. And you'd be the kids dad.
Whats up with that 6-toed bruncledad?
by The Cultured Evil Genius July 14, 2007
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bruncle-tash

Bruncle-tash's are more commonly found on that peasant underclass known as 'chavs'.
''Ere Dwayne what's going on with your mouth.Are you trying to grow a moustache or something?''

''Nah brethrin! brrrap...I az spent da evening feltchin me bruncledads chocolate starfish,u get me.Now i've got me very own bruncle-tash,itz well wicked.....innit!!''
by chavlosers December 26, 2007
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bruncledad

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.
That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.
by TheACM September 18, 2008
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Bruncle

An uncle who is also your bro
Yo unc lets go fishing #bruncle
by \/\/007 December 15, 2017
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Bruncle

When your brother has kids with your mom. You are now a bruncle.
Contrary to belief, being a bruncle IS NOT illegal.
by kodalrne May 23, 2018
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