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bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel
*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"
by Decky1 February 10, 2012
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bowelch

BOWEL-ch

A bowelch is when your gas strained colon finally lets go with a reverberation that causes your rectal folds to flap like a larnyx. In essence, an ass belch.
I apologize for that bowelch. It was most uncouth.
by Otto Veganzi March 10, 2014
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Brownload

The act of defecating on someone's open laptop and shutting it. Usually done when one desires to be a huge prick.
Andy: "Josh stole my towel when I was in the shower so I am totally going to brownload his computer."
Bill: "Nice. You should use his sheets to wipe."
by irishfan86 January 16, 2011
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Browl with it

The lazy way of saying 'Bro, just roll with it' when your friend is being a douche-bag and turning down your epic suggestions for evening plans. Most of the time involving, booze, women, and random shenanigans without consequences.
Brent- 'Hey Bill, Brianna is throwing a party, and you know all her friends are not fat, hot, and DTF. Limo ride and open bar all night..LET'S DO THIS.'

Bill- 'Nah, I don't know if that's such a swell idea...I'm tired and I get so nervous when alot of women are all over my junk at once! Ahhh shizzz, I don't know man.'

Brent- 'Ok, you're supposed to be my wingman, and right now, you're being terrible. We're going. JUST BROWL WITH IT!!'
by inBlueParadise May 22, 2011
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Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.
Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.
by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009
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brorwellian

okay back up a bit...

from wiki: ""Orwellian" describes the situation, idea, or societal condition that George Orwell identified as being destructive to the welfare of a free society. It connotes an attitude and a policy of control by propaganda, surveillance, misinformation, denial of truth, and manipulation of the past, including the "unperson" — a person whose past existence is expunged from the public record and memory, practiced by modern repressive governments. Often, this includes the circumstances depicted in his novels, particularly Nineteen Eighty-Four."

the term "brorwellian" is used against "bro-dudes" who have weaponized their conceptual depth enough to incorporate an Orwellian approach in their judgments of others, especially the Denton fixed gear papst blue ribbion crusties.
There's that word again! Brorwellian... why is everything so brorwellian in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational field?
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wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.
Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.
by unknown69a January 29, 2014
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