Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.

Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.

by <SWAG> March 14, 2011

Brotein

A consumable protein shake your bros make you that cums from their balls

Andy: "Joseph just gave me a huge brotein shake in the shower, it was dripping off my chin."
Sean: "Damn, that mean you're ready for our workout, bro?"

by younghawks81 April 6, 2019

Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.

Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.

by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009

Brotie

A tie, usually worn by one that would consider himself a "bro", but is considered by everyone else as an utter toolbag of society.

"Deary me, did you see Jimmy and Todd wearing their Broties? How embarrassed they must be."

by Dr. Fetus Ink February 20, 2009

Brotien

When you suck off a bro after a hard workout.

Done lifting, think I'm ready for a brotien shake.

by Kumakaze September 14, 2018

Brotein

A protein supplement taken by Football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add sex appeal, and look like total dicks to the Cross Country team.

(Football voice) "Dude pass some brotein, i haven't hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking."
"Have you atleast had some creatine?!"
"No."
"Holy shit, here have my muscle milk."

by Lakessss August 20, 2009

Brotrimony

When two dudes become friends again after having a dudevorce. They realize that their fight over the girl that they did fight over was a total bitch and so they forget about me, shake hands and become bro's again. Remember..bro before hoes baby. (No Homo)

Dude 1: Hey.

Dude 2: Hi.

Dude 1: That girl we fought over was a total bitch.

Dude 2: Your right. Lets get a brotrimony?

Dude 1: Definitely. Lets go.

by Special Kavorkian April 28, 2009