Broservative

A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.

Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.

"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."

- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"

"Yeah he's such a broservative."

by The_Other_Bard December 5, 2017

broster

a broster is a combination of brother and sister together, instead of using just sibling: not actually used by actual blood related persons and usually used by close friends

" My brosters and I are going to Great America!"

by CpinlovesSaberna June 24, 2011

Broomer

When somebody beheads themself and attaches it onto a wooden shaft and uses it as a broom.

My friend turned himself into a Broomer but at least his house is clean.

by The Bradinator December 11, 2010

broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

broomer

slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.

I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.

by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010

Brosero

Cuban slang for bro or homie.

Oye brosero, lets go clubbin

by KingCuba May 13, 2010

Broomer

A person who is born around the 1960's who does not fit in the exact age bracket of Boomer or Generation X. They show traits of both generations and are the majority of people in power of corporate enterprises, managerial and executive positions including those in politics. In regards to all the Boomers still in power, Broomers are closely leading up behind, - taking over their jobs, occupations – sweeping them out of the way; hence the phrase “Broomer”.

“They are such Broomers in the way they’re taking all the Baby-Boomer’s jobs.”

by razormind May 23, 2020