Bropository

The act of lubing up one or more fingers and inserting them into your bro's rectum. The general principle is that if your bro goes with the flow then he is therefore a "Brosexual". If your bro molly-wops you then he could just be "bro-curious". If he chops your dick off and eats it in front of you he is "brochotic".

Bro 1: "Broheim! Why did you let Joe give you a Bropository and giggle like a school girl?"
Bro 2: "I don't know bro, I guess I could possibly be Brosexual...."
Bro 1: "You need some serious Brosistence!!"

by TexasFordRacing99 December 27, 2011

Bropoke

When two or more bros take their friendship to the next level by gently poking each other, tip to tip, with a semi.

Anthony: Are we all good, man?
Phil: Of course man, should we bropoke?

by bropoker March 11, 2015

broöde

1. when someone’s a bro and a dude

2. when you try and say bro and dude at the same time

“Broöde, shut up and pass the blunt.”

by thegirlwhofuckedyourbitch April 14, 2020

bromode

See definition of 'curlbro'.

Somebody who only works out his arms and neglects everything else. Unproportional/Unaesthetic fitness people whose main goal is to impress others with their big arms. These people are in full-on bromode.

John: You know what I like about all those bromodes in our gym? The power-rack is usually empty. No waiting time when you want to do squats!
Jim: Yeah man, gotta love them curlbros.

5 minutes later

Jim: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T DO MY SQUATS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM BROMODE ASSHOLES IS USING THE SQUAT RACK FOR HIS INCLINE CURLS.
John: I CAN'T DO BENCHPRESS BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING CURLBRO SITTING ON THE FUCKING BENCH DOING CONCENTRATION CURLS, WAT THE FUK MAN.
Jim: FUUUUUUUUU

by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010

Brooding

What Ryan Atwood of the OC, spends 90% of his time doing.
aka
sitting quietly, and looking angry.

Seth: She's (Marissa) meant to be crying and he's (Ryan) meant to be brooding.

by Samuel Mottershaw April 14, 2008

broodlum

A brooding hoodlum.

The strapping young lad was quite the broodlum.

by KnifeFed August 6, 2003

brood

To be thoughtful. To think about something. Often in a dreary or depressing manner.

After Lord Byron, poets are usually thought of as having a very gloomy, brooding personality.

Christian and Erik are a cute couple... but they're so different at times! Christian's the bubbly one, Erik's the brooding one.

by Lorelili July 7, 2005