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Bront

Bront is a word used to describe a man or womans upper groin area when it is so out of shape and fat that it resembles a butt in the front, hence the name Bront.

Similar to a Fupa or Gunt, the Bront is differentiated by the appearance of a ass-crack like crevice running down the center along the axis of the navel.
"I thought that chick just had a nasty Fupa but when her shirt raised up a little I saw it was really a Bront. It was such a Bront I am now calling her Charles Bront-son, or a Brontosaurus."
by jonezbonez September 22, 2009
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Bront

Bront is a common proper name for heckbois who like to be nasty, snide, arrogant and condescending to durs furs, doggos and cades. Can commonly be found around Karen's and Susan's.
Bront made a scene at the store to make sure the doggo was actually a service doggo
by Vimkydur February 12, 2019
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Bronting

Verb. To date twins at the same time.
I met twins last night, I like them both so I'm considering bronting.
by Bronte, Twin Dater October 27, 2012
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Joy Bronte

A 18 year old with a mental state of a 2 year old which throws dead squid and is basically a knock off of Kokichi Ouma or the Nagito of the Sea. Somehow she made it into high school for surfing- Thank god she dies.
“Dammit, Joy is such a *** **** ***** ***.”

Joy Bronte threw a squid at another squid that was being thrown at Shio Okino.

“Joy, I hate you more than I hate dead squids, and I REALLY hate dead squids.”
by Pain Muffin July 6, 2018
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Bronte boys

A group of idiots that u won’t find hanging around Bondi, the bronte boys specialise in nudie runs and are as dumb as dog shit,
The bronte boys like male testonals
by Rangapubes69 November 4, 2018
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Bronte Bass

This really good singer, born into a poor family. She struggles for survival. But brings money in by preforming at children's birthday parties.
"yo who's that"
"that's Bronte bass, she ROCKS"
by bookiebombbombthethird April 22, 2009
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branwell bronte

Yorkshire for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell Bronte.
by chris firth January 17, 2007
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