Bronk

That dude(person) that does something that is stupid that it’s funny

“Bro he did something so bronk last night I couldn’t belive it”

by Dakoda October 18, 2023

Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

Bronks

Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.

Bronks the Mighty

Bronks the Great

My homie bronks right?

Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.

Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020

bronk

The undefined anger one might feel upon seeing something cool. Similar to the Tagalog term gigil, the undefined urge towards violence one might feel upon seeing something cute.

"That's fucking bronk dude."
"She always has the most bronk ideas!"

by s_th January 1, 2023

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021

Bronks

In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.

Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020

Bronk

when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh

"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."

by PartEikooc January 2, 2021