Broshando

A game used by bros to determine the outcome or rewards of a wager

Hey ill broshando you for the last beer!
alright ill broshando you for the chick on the right

by Sgt.Dave Perkins November 17, 2009

Brophany

When two drunk bros think they come up with something genius (idea, plan, invention, etc.), yet it is actually a really bad idea that just sounds good because both persons are plastered.

Bro 1: "Dude, how sweet would it be to be able to dunk?"
Bro 2: "I know, I wish I was athletic....WAIT, follow me!"

-both run to the nearest basketball court-

Bro 2: "I'm gonna get on my hands and knees, then you jump off me and dunk!"
Bro 1: "Bro, this is gonna be AWESOME!!!"

-Bro 1 jumps, falls forward over his bro and hits his face on the basketball pole-
-Ambulance arrives and the paramedic looks at the scene after talking to both "bros"-

Paramedic 1: "They definitely had a brophany."
Paramedic 2: "Yeah, no doubt about it."

by osuchris7 June 28, 2013

brokanki

T9's version of the word broccoli. Can replace naughty words such as the versatile word fuck, or a euphemism for sex.

No brokanki in the champagne room. Or, I got me some sweet, sweet brokanki last night. Excuse me, do you have any brokanki? Go brokanki yourself. Go brokanki off.

by Monkanki June 13, 2008

Brohan

One who is very bro-like, and is likely to be called so by his frat brothers. It originally comes from combining "Gohan" and the term "Bro". A Brohan probably thinks he is tough like a "super saiyan" There is most likely a Brohan in your nearest chapter of sigma chi.

See also: Bro-licious

Bro 1: Hey have you met Ted?
Bro 2: WTF is Ted? You mean Brohan!

by Beef Rockmore January 24, 2011

Brohanaye

Refers a close friend who is your gaming or sport playing friend or friend with similar interest who could be (female or male/actual brother or sister).

Brohanaye, we just blew up a tank with a shotgun!

I love that show too, Brohanaye, Uncle is so sick!

What up Brohanaye, want to come over?

by E King June 15, 2011

Brohandas Gandhi

A person who always settles conflict with your pals.

Friend 1: I will kick your ass!
Friend 2: Let's go!
Dave: Hey guys stop fuckin around!

Friend: Thanks Brohandas Gandhi i didnt really want to fight him.

by Darcarente December 11, 2011

brokancini

A last resort where one hastily combines cheez whiz with cream cheese to form a soft cheese to be served with crackers; usually due to lack of funds for actual cheese.

Shannon, having expended the evening's budget on the poultry and seafood, was forced to serve brokancini to his guests as an appetizer; needless to say they lost their appetites for the remainder of the evening and the dinner party was ruined.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013