brokeback mountain
brokeback mountain by MissDelight April 23, 2006
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Brokeback Mountain
A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
Brokeback Mountain by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry March 1, 2007
Brokeback Mountain
Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."
Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
Brokeback Mountain by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 11, 2010
Brokeback Mountain Ranger
A gay person as shown in the Movie Brokeback Mountain. This reference sets aside to define a Gay Person as a Ranger. ie: Butt Ranger
Brokeback Mountain Ranger by TallDave January 19, 2007
heterosexual brokeback mountain
A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.
heterosexual brokeback mountain by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008
Brokeback Mountain
1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.
2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".
3. Sodomy.
2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".
3. Sodomy.
1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!
2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.
3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.
2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.
3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.
Brokeback Mountain by rbermea September 30, 2009
Brokeback-mountain
- Hey dude, what happened to you ?
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww
- Argh, that dude fucked me up last night, Harsh
- haha, you're just a brokeback-mountain guy !! ewwww
Brokeback-mountain by LowiK January 14, 2009