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Bronish

Everyone's favorite bro. This mighty brown is the epitome of awesome, and should be regarded as the highest class of friend, human, and occasionally prankster.
"Aye man, we hanging with tonight?"
"Only if Bronish is there, that kid is so dope yo."
by mamba5000 January 9, 2013
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Brossential

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.
It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.
by Dashjoma December 23, 2010
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Brosistance

When a dude is having problems and calls on another dude for assistance.
Man I'm having major girl problems I need brosistance.
by Face!!!!! July 25, 2009
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brossard

a province of china, but near the south shore of montreal in canada
OMFG you drew the frickin map of china without brossard!!!!
by NathanG September 30, 2006
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brosismance

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
by CEMPH April 24, 2011
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Brofish

Brofish was used during a Tom Green show raid in early 2009. He was supposed to repeat "Brofist", but said "Brofish" which became a instant "meme" with in the 4chan community.

Brofish is a obscure Meme, and therefore a good one.
Kid on skype "HEY TOM!, can you look into the camera and say BROFIST(clenches fist)!?"

Tom Green: "Brofish? (clenches fist), BROFISH, BROOOOOFISH!"

Kid on skype: NO! BROFIST!

Tom Green: Brofish!

Kid on skype: facepalm** Then says "Fat N*gger" 5 times

Tom then gets mad and ends call. Then shortly after the online show.
by 4chan.. July 3, 2009
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Brocism

Much like racism, brocism is the hatred of other bros
Greg: dude, look at the bro he looks so stupid

Carl: No, dude don't be such a brocist

Greg: Yeah, I think I have a problem with brocism...
by Oakieman March 28, 2009
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