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British Lingua

British Lingua is an institute of English communication skills.
by birbaljha May 4, 2020
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Surprise British

When an actor turns out to be British after playing an American character, without prior knowledge of the actor being British in the first place, thus being a surprise british. Similar to surprise buttsecks.
Guy 1 after watching the new spiderman: "Wow, that was a great movie!"
Guy 1 watching an interview on the movie: "WHAT? He's British? Damn, what a surprise british."
Guy 2: "Did you know that that guy in the Dark Knight is also British?"
Guy 1: "No..."
by Toffrox July 19, 2017
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british dean

A true patriot who tells points refugees to where the door is. A British Dean is a 1990s relic who just wants his beer, babes, beer and banter. A British Dean has more SIM cards than Nuts magazine.
British Dean has added me to another list.”

“All the SIM cards are sold out? British Dean strikes again.”
“Can we leave British Dean in 2020?”
by JeSuisPod January 9, 2021
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Britishcumcheese

When you CUM! And it gets caught in your forskin and you yell “bloody hell!” Like a British chap
Bloody fuck Charles , I’ve got my CUM! Stuck in my BLOODY DANGLER” “CRIKEY CHARLES, YOUVE DONE GAVE YOURSELF A BRITISHCUMCHEESE”
by Cremedcum July 1, 2019
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british cigarette

Slang term for fag or faggot. Specifically used on Facebook and other forms of social networking to avoid getting a post removed.
Bobby, stop being a British cigarette.
by TheBEAVR December 18, 2017
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britishness

Britishness is the state or quality of being British, or of embodying British characteristics.
"I couldn't get over his Britishness"
"I dated her because of her Britishness"
"My family is full of Britishness"
"I have more Britishness in my body than anybody else"
by DrDalek September 17, 2016
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Brisus Christ

The era when the guitarist for Queen, Brian May, had a beard. He looked a heck of a lot like Jesus and now Queen fans worship him.
Can I interest you in coming to the church of Brisus Christ?
by Brisus Christ November 18, 2019
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