clit-brisket

The heinous act of engaging in rambunctious foreplay and rubbing your partner’s clitoris between your front teeth.

Yo, dig it clown. I saw a straight villainous picture of Jessica Simpson and wanted to give her a clit-brisket.

by I-C September 2, 2006

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

Fucking, banging

P-Phat: What are you doing tonight?

MOCO: I'm Putting My Brisket in Her Basket!

P-Phat: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Jacoby Brissett

#7 quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, backup to the sexual offender Deshaun Watson. He’s the greatest backup of all time, don’t even try to dispute it.

YOU: Did you see that crazy Jacoby Brissett pass?
ME: Yes I did, he’s the greatest backup of all time.

YOU: Damn right he is.

by tonybradleyfans November 28, 2022

Bristol Brisket

Bristol Brisket is a piece of cooked meat that's been pissed on, thrown in the Bristol Channel, fished out and given to your mate. Ideally, left on their doorstep.

'Mate, I got you Bristol Brisket for later yeah."

Or

"I've left Steve an old Bristol Brisket the scammy cunt. Bet he'll love that."

by KiiKiiKiwi February 1, 2022

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

Nigger Brisket

A racist appeal towards the people that support black lives. How could you even do that?! George Floyd could've lived longer in he wasn't doing something illegal.

George Floyd was tasty. Almost like a nigger brisket...

by Chetre November 12, 2020

Blissett

The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.

"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.

by Ya-Mam March 12, 2008