Bridger

A large turd that lays across the hole in the toilet and will not flush without being cut in half or broken up.

I just went to the bathroom and threw down a bridger. Now I need something to break it up so that it will flush.

Bridger by The moto fixery September 22, 2026

Bridger Middle School 

One ghetto-ass middle school in Independance, MO.

It is located within 1/4 of a mile from 2 other middle schools, of which it is oldest, best kept but is still the most ghetto.

Despite it's complete ghettoness, Bridger Middle School is the middle school that the worlds hottest girl (Brooke Summers) was in.

Nearly everyone that graduates Bridger moves onto Truman High School which is far less ghetto, compared to VanHorn High School (very ghetto).

Person 1: Hey man, Didn't you go to Bridger Middle School?

Person 2: Yea, I'm not proud of it either, At least I got to see Brooke Summers in her prime!

Person 1: You know, Brooke was was elected the student-body president 3 years in a row, even after she left to Truman!

Person 2:Yea, I got everyone to vote for her!

Bridger Middle School by BrookeSummers2012 September 25, 2011

Bridger Beals 

The Sexiest Man in all of existence, his blonde fluffy hair will make any girl instantly fall in love with him.

I have a crush on bridger beals

Bridger Beals by Kanye North west south east July 24, 2023

Bridger South Dakota 

Bridger, South Dakota is a piece of land called a reservation. The small, rural community mostly consists of people from the Lakota tribe. The kids there make you realize that innocence is still around.

The best place to take mission trips with your church.

Bridger South Dakota is such a life changing place to visit.

Bridger South Dakota by missiongirl15 July 13, 2011

Bridger Beat Down 

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers

originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good

the way newcastle took their bridger beat down you’d think they wanted it

Bridger Beat Down by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022

Forth Bridger 

A woman who seems to be on her period 365 days a year

Boy: I'm going for a beer
Girl: all you do is go out with your friends
Boy: stop being such a forth bridger

Forth Bridger by Illingz May 13, 2009

over the bridger

Someone who doesn't live in the 'big city', but ventures downtown to participate in it's bar scene. Leaving whatever small amount of human decency an 'over the bridger' possess on the other side of whichever bridge they must cross to exit their shitty, stinky, tire-fire riddled town, the typical 'over the bridger' will drink too much too early, start several fights (usually because he does not have the social abilities to speak to the opposite sex), pee on a car, vomit up the dollar pizza slice he just ate, fight again (this time with friends), then drive drunk back to whichever small, worthless town he came from only to wake up the next morning hung-over. He will then return to his day job of washing dishes in an attempt to earn enough money to repeat the process the very next weekend.

"It smells like post-teenage alcoholism and confusion. Must be all the over the bridgers on Granville tonight."

"Fuck all these over the bridgers."

over the bridger by Don Botang July 20, 2008