Lay A Brick

To excrete one's faeces;

For one to lay poo-poo

To 'Lay A Brick' is to drop a hefty turd

My whole family came round to my house for Sunday Roast, and a couple of hours later i had to 'lay a brick'.

by NigelBennington July 26, 2011

laying a brick

having a shit

by Bennett January 16, 2003

Brick a Dick

The brick a dick is a mythological punishment for pleadges to a fraternity of a small college in Wisconsin. This involves taking 1 brick and the length of 5 building stories to the top a 6 storey high building. Tieing one end of the rope to the brick, the other to the pledge's dick and throwing the brick off.

There is no indication that this punishment has ever been carried out, but it has been suggested for adoption by the state legislature for certain crimes.

The pleadge didn't remember his material so he was given the brick a dick as a punushment

by Tobunga April 8, 2010

shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

built like a brick shit house

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

by Fun Time Frankie October 19, 2006

poop a brick

when a single turd is so huge is resembles a brick. when you have pooped a brick it is often neccessary to break up the turd in order to get it to flush. this type of turd cannot have toilet paper with it as it is flushed often requiring multiply flushes. can also be used as a comparision such as i would rather lite myself on fire then {poop} a brick.

the girl at the swimming pool pooped a brick and left it there. the lifeguard were so surprised he almost poop a brick himself.

by swimmerguy August 21, 2011

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006