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when a single turd is so huge is resembles a brick. when you have pooped a brick it is often neccessary to break up the turd in order to get it to flush. this type of turd cannot have toilet paper with it as it is flushed often requiring multiply flushes. can also be used as a comparision such as i would rather lite myself on fire then {poop} a brick.
the girl at the swimming pool pooped a brick and left it there. the lifeguard were so surprised he almost poop a brick himself.
by swimmerguy August 16, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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