Baltimore Breezer

A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.

When I first saw Laura after her Baltimore Breezer, I thought she won a pudding eating contest.

by Grizlatch November 30, 2006

crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).

"There was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer." Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge

by txBAM December 12, 2008

crossway breezer

A condition where the nasal passages have an abnormally large opening to the esophogus (throat).

"...there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer" - Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.

by txBAM December 9, 2008

bahama breezer

A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.

A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.

Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?

by The Earl of Breezer May 28, 2007

Breezer

This is a guy who cannot handle a talk with a girl

He is a breezer

by onetimequicky August 5, 2022

Breezer

Breezer by Jaroslav Beck. The best fucking song ever!!! It appears in the game Beat Saber as the fourth song in OST 1.

Person 1: “Hey do you know the lyrics to Breezer?”
Person 2: “I have no fucking clue.”

by hushbreezer February 14, 2024