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Two lumps on a womans chest that have several different names and several different uses.

1. To feed infant children
2. To get out of a traffic ticket
3. To get men's attention
4. To get free things
5. To show-off
Yes
Guy 1: Hey! Aren't Jenny's breats looking might fine today

Guy 2: Yes they are Guy 1, Let's go talk to her

Jenny: Hi! Guy 1 and Guy 2

Guy 1 and Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: Your breast are looking mighty fine there.

Jenny: How rude!

Guy 2: What a bitch! If you don't want us to compliment them why don't you get them removed
things on women that you gotta squeeze
Guy: *squeezes*
Girl: Hey!
Guy: Sorry babe, you gotta do what you gotta do
breasts by man statue September 24, 2003
(.)(.) = breasts
( . )( . ) =big breasts
(^)(^) = perky breasts
\./\./ = saggy breasts

TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead,

knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
TITS- orbs, apples, balloons, bazooms, bean bags, breasts, bolders, boobies, boobs, bosum, bust, cleavage, flotation devices, fun bags, greatfruit, honkers, hooters, jugs, knead, knockers, mammary glands, mellons, muffins, mounds, peaches, puppys, rack, suckle, volumnious, funbags, ta-tas, teat, titties, titty,
Breasts by SirKane22 September 15, 2012
The thing God created for guys to look at when guys are speaking to girls.
Girl: E=mc2 * 2 to the 5th power...
Guy: Gosh, ur breasts are puuuuuuuuurty!
breasts by breasts October 14, 2003
what can we say about breasts the fact that they are arguably the best creation known to man but they are not givien enough respect so fuk global warming and this economic crisis i say we just tak 5 or more minutes out of our time and just stare at a magnificint pair of breasts, feel if possible suck if possible and then you'll feel complete freedom so i employ everyone on the face of this earth to do so!
"god once said i'm bored lets put some breasts on tht girl and then he became aroused and so did we"
breasts by big bajongas February 21, 2009
evrybody needs a bossom 4 a pillow, evrybody needs a bossom!!
breasts by mc phatboy pimp October 15, 2003