Love Breather

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018

Breather

Almost the entire opposite to a fuckboy. This specimen lives entirely from the boys, and devotes their life to putting smiles on their friends faces, through particular acts such as shoey’s, rhinos and getting naked. The vocabulary of the breather isn’t extensive, it centralises around phrases such as “don’t dog the boys”, “yeah the boys” and “sup bro” accompanied with a head raise. Their particular way of life focusing on impressing other males, is usually used to mask feelings of inadequacy towards woman, this usually stems from a high school relationship that went sour because the breather decided to make themselves emotionally vulnerable (it won’t happen again, fuck you Stacey). Well the breather feels most comfortable sinking wets in an apartment in New Zealand funded through an extensive student loan, they are actually in Wellington, Dunedin ect…to go to University. They struggle to sit in a lecture theatre for more than 30 minutes, without retreating to the toilets to rail a line of pingers (which is most likely laundry powder), and due to this have already cost their upper middle class family over $2000 dollars in failed commerce papers. They will most likely be found wearing Huffer attire, and a Rodd & Gunn hat roaming the streets of a New Zealand city hungover on a Monday.

Girl 1 - "Did you finally talk to big Jock last night? He was looking pretty cute !"
Girl 2 - "No he was to busy doing a rhino, and stealing darts of Catelyn"
Girl 1 - "Oh, that sucks, I didn't know he was such a breather"

by Breathersaurus September 13, 2018

breathslap

breath so bad it literally slaps you with its potency

Local resident and drivers' side passenger Motifa Jones was forced to push her head out of the window in order not to vomit having dry retched repeatedly after an onslaught of breathslaps from driver Chico Mendez.

by Brett Anthony M February 21, 2006

salmon breath

noun: An unpleasant and often embarrassing phenomenon which occurs when one consumes some foodstuff containing a high contingent of salmon. Salmon breath is often mistaken for tuna breath, but has a unique and even more pungent odour which defies and overpowers even the strongest mouth washes and mints.

Guy 1: Dude, can you smell that guy's salmon breath?
Guy 2: Yeah, I reckon someone ought to let him know...

by pens nizzle July 14, 2007

Breaching

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Breath Fetish

The sexual desire that has to do with breath.

Jim: Hey Kayla, will you blow on my neck?
Kayla: Why?
Jim: I have a breath fetish.
Kayla: OK (blows on neck)
Jim: Ahhh

by Wildcat9826 May 30, 2017

Breacher

it's a Class in other games.. supposedly wielding Pump Actions shotguns, Lever action shotguns, or ETC.
RL: it's a Soldier with Shotguns, however pump actions. EX: Remington 870, Mossberg 590, or even.. SPAS-12.

they are used to Breach doors, anything that's breakable.
Shotgunner but.. "FBI OPEN UP"

Remember kids, don't "Breach" anything

Breacher: *breaks/breachs door with shotguns*
the Enemy/Insurgent: Oh no guys, they're Breaching- *gets hit by a door that's Breaked/Breached*
the other Insurgent/Enemy: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!

Specialist and other Riflemans/Soldiers: get wrecked, bozos
Shotgunner: bro made a meme called "FBI OPEN UP" 💀

by JaredPogis June 17, 2023