1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.
2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.
You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,
You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,
You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
by noy May 25, 2013
As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.
When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016
That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.
by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017
When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
by nastynaay January 30, 2014
The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.
"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."
by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 8, 2019