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brazilian

1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.
Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!
by noy June 15, 2013
mugGet the brazilianmug.

brazilian

As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.

When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005
mugGet the brazilianmug.

brazilian

what a hoe has when see completely shaved from the neck down.
I got her pants off and she was brazalian. Nice! Unfortunately, she stunk like a dead fish.
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Brazilian Donut

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.
by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016
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brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.
by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017
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Brazilian Squidward

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.
Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward
by nastynaay January 30, 2014
mugGet the Brazilian Squidwardmug.

Brazilian Thunder

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.
"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."
mugGet the Brazilian Thundermug.

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