Basketholler

Someone who loves basketball but cannot play it

Mahi is a basketholler all she does is talk about basketball but honestly at he end she can't even dribble properly

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

Bussy Basketball

You put a ping pong ball into your asshole and shoot it into someone else’s butthole if they catch it with their anus they get a point

Me and Maddie played bussy basketball last week. She couldn’t catch the ball.

by Yeehaw boi March 2, 2019

shat basket

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

basketbailing

to commit to playing ball with ya goons but then being a little tity bitch and coppin out.

hey you're comin tonight right?
nah nigga i'm basketbailing to get some pussy.

by halfunmentionable October 19, 2009

Kuroko's Basketball

Kuroko's basketball is an amazingly awesome anime that a lot of people watch. It is about basketball and people that have special powers in it.

I love watching Kuroko's basketball

by Anime Nub May 6, 2014

Ghetto Basket

the Market Basket located near downtown lowell, one of the first, but ghetto. though all sorts of people shop here, it is known to be the store for people on welfare. it is near the projects so the section 8's can just walk there since they don't own a car.

"hey Bob, where do you work?"
"oh, i work at ghetto basket"

by Lowell Teen December 6, 2009

Breasketball

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.

Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball

by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010