braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

/b/rape

After posting something stupid on the Internet, it is the act of having your life ruined by /b/.
May include having pizza, taxis, buses, mice, and missiles sent to your house.

When that kid posted a video of him abusing his cat, he totally got /b/raped.

by Bowl4TehLuLz February 20, 2009

boaper

A person that makes drugs for a living and makes his house and everyones around his smell like chemicals.

Or

A person that is the opposite of Walter from Breaking Bad and is just bad because he uses his product as well and may go after children because he's lost his sense.

Or

A person that is supplying a small town with misery while everyone knows where the drugs come from yet nothing comes of it.

Or

A person that makes so much illegal substances that it's almost like he's a pooper pooping them all out.

A "Boaper" may be seen setting up fake yard sales or make vehicles for sale by their residence to cover their activity.

by Streetsecuritycam November 14, 2019

Braeden

This is the type of guy that is extremely guarded. He shuts himself off from people and builds emotional walls almost as a coping mechanism. If you're lucky enough to find a braeden and keep him, he's gonna be someone you never wanna lose. He's very funny and good at making almost anyone laugh. In fact, entertaining people is something he really enjoys. He's caring, hilarious, and very handsome but it's rare that he'd admit those things. Being PC isn't exactly his strong suit but he tries his best when it means something to the people he's close to. When it's something he enjoys, he becomes very driven. If he knows how to help, he'll try anyway he can and will make time for you, even if that means him losing sleep. Braeden maybe a stubborn, closed off loon but he's one of the best people you'll have the privilege of knowing.

Dude, you're such a Braeden!

by Alezeom August 23, 2019

Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

braces

Legal form of child torture.

Dentists think they're being nice by letting kids choose different colors.

They can suck it.

by theskyxisfalling July 8, 2005

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005