brandied

When a dude is naked, bending over to pick up spilled frozen vegetables on the floor, exposing his balls and his chick comes up from behind him and does a kneeling uppercut to the sack; extreme pain usually follows immediately after.

"Oh man, did I tell you what happened last night?? I was trying to prepare a nice home cooked meal, and when I bent over to pick up some shit that I dropped, I got brandied from behind by my bitch!"

by JonnyHandsomeX June 22, 2007

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

Branded

If you have sex with someone named, "Brandon", You have just been Branded!

Some fucko named, "Brandon": "Hey dude I just tapped that ass!"

Brandon's friend: " You mean that bitch just got Branded?"

Some Chick: " Ugh I really wish I wouldn't have slept with that Brandon guy last night!"

Chick's Friend: "Girl, Don't be tellin me you been Branded!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

Brandea

edgy and annoying but still really chill bipolar stoner type thats all ya need to know

after the crazy day i just had i need a brandea day.

by oof leiegh ya March 2, 2021

Branded

When upcoming social media creators become unoriginal, they become unfunny and typical. Working for a brand.

-hey, I swear king Bach used to be funny.

-yea, he’s branded now

by ~lovea July 17, 2021

Branded Town

The most legit discord server

Oh you are in branded town this shows you are op

by RoamingDheer September 16, 2021

Branded Man Store

He is a synonym of handsome, once you know them they will let you fall in love even harder day by day for every clothes they sell. They are #1 Multibrand store in Plimbing city, and soon will conquer the +62 people.

Branded man store only sell authentic clothes. Dont come along while wearing your KW1, Grade Ori, or Fake stuffs! They burn'em all.

by Gongjinpeople November 22, 2021