a terribly mean, obnoxious man who only cares about himself, his slut and his dog
doesnt care about anyones feelings as long as he gets sum
S E X
also refereed too as (insert barf noise here)
doesnt care about anyones feelings as long as he gets sum
S E X
also refereed too as (insert barf noise here)
oh look theirs (insert barf noise here)
(insert barf noise here)
dont look theirs too many moles on the Braeden
(insert barf noise here)
dont look theirs too many moles on the Braeden
by noonelikehim September 25, 2011
someone with fancy ears who cries fancy tears, who is usually employed by some particular pasta restaurant. due to his fancy ways, he is confined to the kitchen area as he is hungover 75% of the time, all the time.
by spaggotmaggot October 3, 2011
He is a nice genuine person but talks to many girls at the same time. He’s really nice and he’ll talk to you about almost anything but if you talk to him too much he’ll get annoyed and keep playing on his ps4 with his friends.
by Hey bitchessss June 19, 2020
A caring, loving man who is kind to everybody and wants to be friends with you. If he is wearing his zip-down jacket he is quiet and does not talk much, but if he is wearing short sleeves, he is ready to party. He depends on others to keep him going. He loves music, baseball, and hanging out with friends. He is also destined for a girl named Katie.
by wordmandudeperson December 10, 2021
braeden- typically a guy with a boyish prick. usually about 4 feet tall, and is known to be a hobbit. he's a complete asshole to others to make up for his little size. girls named ashley likes to shit on his life. did i mention he has a small weiner?
i hope your reading this, braeden.
you piece of shit. (:
oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.
i hope your reading this, braeden.
you piece of shit. (:
oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.
ashley: god, i hate braeden. he's such a dick!
audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one.
audra and ashley: AHAHA.
....
audra: i want some Arbys.
audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one.
audra and ashley: AHAHA.
....
audra: i want some Arbys.
by ASHLEY&AUDRA May 20, 2010
by Coka_Cola December 12, 2021
He’s someone you’ll accidentally become friends with. He may seem quiet at first, but once you get him talking you won’t regret it. You’ll hear the best stories and situations he’s been in. If you have the chance to understand his sense of humour he’ll leave you wheezing. Somehow he’s really good at roasting you in the most caring and sarcastic way. He’ll always share his food and feed you even if you’re full. He’s fair and kind to everyone. If you meet a Braeden, be thankful.
by RANDYTHEGLIZZY December 19, 2021