moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

braces

1. Horrible, painful metal contraptions that are placed on your teeth by people with no sense of humor and a love of seeing kids in pain (called "orthodontists").

2. A combination of metal wires, brackets and teeny rubber bands that sap you of the ability to talk normally, eat candy, get a date, and wake up without a checker pattern etched into your gums.

3. A device placed on the teeth that leaves you crying every 6 weeks as you leave the orthodontist because they say you won't get them off for another few months (yet, you're still "almost there!")

I'd offer you some of this/these super good popcorn/pretzels/caramel/toffee/taffy/gum/gummy worms, but you have braces...

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but look at those braces...

Now I know you thought you'd get your braces off this time, but we still need a little more time....yes, I know it's been 4 years, but you're "almost there"!

by hatemaheffinbraces December 28, 2009

bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man

brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory

by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021

lokai bracelet

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea

Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!

by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

brace the fall

A group of talented young men who strive to bring the very best in rock.

"Yo man, you better get ready to brace the fall, cause they are going to be blowin some ear drums tonight!"

by Cletus 567 October 17, 2006

BruceDropEmOff

The best, funniest, coolest streamer on twitch.

Person 1 : You watch brucedropemoff on twitch?
Person 2 : Yea be he kinda gay.
Them : Shitt fuck it TWINNNN 🤓

by ImReallyDEO October 4, 2021

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010