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Bridgeting

Verb {to Bridget}

To examine you life alone drinking wine and smoking cigarettes only to come to a depressing conclusion.

An activity mainly conducted by single, white females.
Bobby was up all night Bridgeting

Bridgertoning 

Making a series, movie or documentary about European history, in which historical facts and characters are either twisted or made up to suit a modern politically correct highly sensitive audience. Derived from the American series "Bridgerton". The series is a modern day fantasy about upper class British society in the early 1800's, in which major characters are portrayed by black people. Programs that are bridgertoned are full of historical inaccuracies and mistakes, which are frowned upon by historians, but easily overlooked by viewers who praise the edgy casting and bold storytelling. Essentially blackwashing and cultural appropriation at its finest.

The series sugarcoats and twists European history for the sake of political correctness. Surprisingly, there are no Arab, Asian, Latino, Pakistani or other non-white characters. See also Disneyfication.
"I hear the new Gladiator-movie will take place during the Crusades, and Denzel Washington will play a main character."

"Sounds good, which character?"
"Some European knight."
"... FFS, they're Bridgertoning the whole thing."
Bridgertoning by Mohawkmarcje March 1, 2024

Bridgertoning 

After the series "Bridgerton". To make a play, tv-programme or movie in a historical setting, that not only is filled with historical inaccuracies, but deliberately fucks up historical correctness for the sake of political correctness, so as to a
appeal to a large audience.

See also Disneyfication and Blackwashing.
"Hey, I hear Denzel Washington will have a lead role in the upcoming "Gladiator II" movie."
"Excellent! What will he portray?"

"A European nobleman."

"..."
"Yeah, they're Bridgertoning it."
Bridgertoning by Mohawkmarcje March 10, 2024

Bridgeton 

A small community inside the Craven county area of North Carolina, the only way to get there is over water but a nice place, you will run into junkies awfully a lot. But if you want to get out the city part of new bern and shoot guns and bonfire all night Bridgeton is the place. Cops don’t bother much there not unless its drug related or looking for someone.
I just want to get away I need a peace of mind from the city part of craven county. I’m going to BRIDGETON.
Bridgeton by Mariamae939 December 11, 2019

Bridgertlingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus on the stairs.

Yep I totally made this up after watching that scene in BrIdgerton
She only made it half way up.the stairs, he just couldn't wait. He tore her tights off and gave her bridgertlingus there and then.
Bridgertlingus by Thrudballdude January 11, 2021

Bridgetown 

I live in Bridgetown, Barbados নমস্কাৰ
Bridgetown by 6aaaaaa December 20, 2022