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Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend October 20, 2008
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Boozohol

Another name for alcohol that all the kids are using these days.
Guy 1: "You got some Boozohol for the party tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah, we need to hit up the Boozohol store ASAP"
by MarkShark July 7, 2009
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Bozo status

Bozo status is your status as a bozo
Alec: Bro WTF they stole my shit
Marc: Bozo status.
by idkman08 June 24, 2022
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Triple Bozo

The infamous act of pissing, crapping, and vomitting on yourself simultaneously. Usually occurs during bouts of heavy drinking.
Tommy: "Hey bro, how'd your night end up?"
Jake: "Well it was going well, but then I blacked out and pulled a Triple Bozo."

Tommy: "Hahah, damn dude you are one pathetic loser!"
by Wolf man May 22, 2012
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boezoe

“Boezoes”

An Pickle brand from the USA. /j

‘Boezoe’ is an term for Bozo, but extended.
Asyrith is such an boezoe.
by battery<3 October 17, 2021
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bowzin'

The act of partaking in simple activities that require no more brain power than the average drinking game.
Ex. 1) “Yeah man, I can come over, I’ve just been bowzin' ”

2) “Are you busy?”

-“Nah, I’m just bowzin' around”

Synonyms: Chillin’ out, maxing, relaxing all cool…taking it easy…laying low.
by BAHAWA December 27, 2009
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Bowzy whip

1. a male who is attached to a female's vagina
Yo, this nigga is always with his BITCH. HE'S BOWZY WHIP
by MR. Towely June 27, 2009
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