bowling balls

Dumb girls that come back after being treated like crap; you put your fingers in 'em, then when your done you throw them in the gutter, but they come back.
I humped this girl last moth and left without saying goodbye, now everytime I see her at the bar we go to her place and leave in the morning...she's one of my new bowling balls.
by David Kilpatrick December 07, 2006
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bowling ball

When you publically give your significant other an underneath reach around.
She walked up to the bar and bowling balled her husband, only to find out it was somebody else.
by csteckel October 31, 2010
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bowling ball

when you stick yo fingaz in the holes of a fine ho and pick her up like a bowling ball.
id like to pick her up like a bowling ball.
by bob family November 27, 2004
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bowling ball

Student: "Yo, you got some bowling balls?"
Teacher: "Maybe you should repeat what you said louder for the class."
Student: "Just want to got bowling man...don't hurt a guy."
by Yodia January 20, 2006
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Bowling Ball Treatment

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."
by Dictionary DuChie July 14, 2012
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Bowling Ball Present

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
by Matt Kudda November 29, 2005
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