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boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.
You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.
by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007
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monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
by metro anthony October 24, 2005
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Borrie

A word used in Australia to describe 'Taking a Crap'.
I'm going out the back for a Borrie.
by Occaman September 2, 2013
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An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
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borrange

The word borrange means bad or stupid etc.
The creator of the word is commonly believed to be comedian Ross Noble on an Australian midday radio program.
Ross Noble's hair style is so borrange.

The weather is pretty borrange today.

Big Kev is totally borrange
by Steve January 3, 2005
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boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.
Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.
by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019
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Borrible

Adjective; of or relating to Borribles, characters from Michael de Larrabeiti's (1934 - 2008) Borrible Trilogy.

Borribles are runaway children who live by stealing from markets. They despise work and shun money, valuing instead independence, freedom and cunning. Something or someone is said to be "borrible" if it or they display similar characteristics.
That David Cameron's not very Borrible, is he?
by jim0203 May 15, 2009
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