Boris Johnson 

The "Satan of England" and the "English Donald Trump"

"Nobody likes Boris Johnson"
"I know right"

Boris Johnson by Boris Johnson 2019 November 3, 2019

Boris Johnson 

The incompetent fool, who was acting as prime minister during the covid pandemic in the UK.

Ugh, boris Johnson just imposed another lockdown.

Boris Johnson by The angry autistic gay December 20, 2021

Boris Johnson 

Donald Trump bought from wish

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..

Boris Johnson by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022

Boris Johnson 

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019

Boris Johnson 

Wank Blanket

Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.

Boris Johnson by Comedy Continuum April 4, 2021

Boris Johnson 

Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.

i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.

i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.

ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.

Boris Johnson by some random homosapien July 31, 2016

Boris Johnson 

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

Boris Johnson by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022