bloodshelf

(v) this word derives from topshelf, which of course is where you shit in the toilet tank above the bowl, but in this case you are a female in the women's room of a public tavern, and you shit into the blood-soaked "sanitary box" which is intended for disposal of tampons and soiled pads.

Bartender: Did you find anything nasty in there?
Janitor: Yeah, some damn whore bloodshelfed the third stall!

by GibbtheGreen June 17, 2009

Bookshelve

A long soft spongy tampon with a string which you stick up your hole when you get menstrual cramps. You bleed out crap.

Francocious handed marthanian a bookshelve while sitting in the bathroom before meeting with cow poop.

by FrANCO DE rOCK May 13, 2005

Bookshelving

The act of gangbanging ones wife.

nick was horrified to find out all his close friends had been, "bookshelving", his wife.

by Sloan Kedder May 18, 2011

lookshelf

A shelf used for photos, statues and other beautiful objects.

The photographer has a big lookshelf in his living room.

by smjgJsbjgsm January 10, 2019

bookshelfy

Books that look good in a bookshelf. That bring decorum to a shelf.

A book vlogger said that when she was unwrapping a bunch of hardcover books she just got on the post. She liked them because they looked bookshelfy.

by Demiano November 14, 2021

backshelf

when you bang someone in the break room on a backshelf

I'm gonna backshelf you in 10 minutes

by pizza+cats April 22, 2017

Bunkshelf

Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.

Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!

Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.

Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.

by rentitude January 16, 2020