on it like a car bonnet

To be all over something, having it under control.

Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)

To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"

"Are you looking at this problem?"

"Yeah, I'm on it like a car bonnet"

by StMi February 13, 2012

Bonnet Chop

A suave as fuck way to say your getting your hair cut.

Girlfriend- What are you doing today you handsome man you?
Me- I’m getting my bonnet chopped

by Yr Arwr July 26, 2019

Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014

bonehouse

1. A sexual act performed be penetrating any and all holes of the head.

2. The title of adam and jacob's dorm room

1. I can't believe what a freak i found last night. She begged for the bonehouse until i tore her retina.

2. After a long night of postgaming, i woke up in the bonehouse.

3. the bonehouse is so messy, all they ever do is play super smash bros.

by moshea nosha April 7, 2008

bonehead

Stupid, slow, stubborn.

Those boneheads on the road really work me up!

by Anonymous April 29, 2002

Bonehead

1. What traditionalist skinheads call neo-nazi skinheads.
2. One with low intelligance

"Oi, that skinhead has a swastika on his jacket."
"fuckin bonehead."

by Dropkickcw October 3, 2007

chiquitita bonne sweeta

A very hot beautiful girl, One who makes your mouth water.

Wow look at her shes a chiquitita bonne sweeta!

by frankko October 2, 2007