Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

bonafied

a misspelling of bona fide.

JSYK, it's "bona fide", not "bonafied".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

bonified

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.

I'm a bonified band geek, yo.

by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005

Bronified

Broship that has been confirmed under the Declaration of Brodependance

"Bro, you're a bronified bro, bro"

"Thanks broski, you're a broceratops!"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

boneified

The physical readiness of the male to take on a willing female.

I don't need to take Blue Pill to get boneified for my lady!

by Phil from GR January 31, 2008

bogified

1. To force a bogus nature upon someone or something.
2. Having a bogus nature.

"He's certified bogified.".
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.

by Miles Lott December 8, 2003

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

by The Conkinator December 17, 2006