Borowski

It's when your date's gone really well, you've made all the right moves, she is digging you, you go back your place and you fail to seal the deal due to a number of reasons including:
A.) unfortunate accident (ie: insult her/her mother)
B.) Whiskey dick
C.) she finds out you don't actually live in a penthouse, rather just subscribe to Penthosue
D.) She turns out to be he

Expression origin: It comes from the Cleveland Indian's "closer" Joe Borowski. He has the best guys in the game behind him but teeters on destruction every single night.

Mike: "Hey Derek that girl was bangin' how the night go"
Derek: "Oh man don't even "
Mike: "What, now you gotta tell"
Derek" "Well I wish the night ended at the bar cause I totally pulled a Borowski"

by Jolten Joe Borowski March 28, 2008

Adrian Borkowski

Polish. Tends to have a long shlong but only rare. Doesn't know what 2 plus 2 is (by the way it is 4). Follows every girl on Instagram... To be horny.

What a Adrian Borkowski you are, you are so internet famous with all them chicks!

by Adrian Borkowski December 12, 2018

bobowski

A term used to describe a person who is very intent on teaching the lords way to other people. People who are Bobowskis also tend to be very thicc.

That guy is totally a Bobowski.

by Thiccest of the bois February 23, 2018

Brokowskifopolopolis

When your relative becomes your friend.
Similar to how your friend becomes your brother, or sister. Your brother or sister will become your brokowskifopolopolis.

*walks into family reunion* Hey Brokowskifopolopolis whats up?

by Michael scorn November 9, 2018

Bobowski

A name created by the O Gang group bobowski is Someone you call if ur better then them

Yo bobowski I took ur bitch

by Infiniti demon May 20, 2019

Bukowski

A Bokowski (also bokovski) is a freaky bald male. A bukowski is know for his bushy eyebrows, horrible constipation issues, and mighty miserable sexual life.
Bukowski is also used as an exclamation for a fucked up situation.

Person 1: "oh shit,

I just stepped in dog poop"
Person 2: "fuck bro, that's so bukowski"

by @hedvat hatora November 22, 2021

French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023