Cheesy backman

Someone who has Cheeto looking earwax and lots of “bacne” (back acne)

“Why does that guy look so gross?”

“Oh, he’s just a cheesy backman, don’t mind his orange earwax and acne.”

by romolusben April 20, 2023

Beckman

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.

"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"

by STEBNO (Stop the Evil Beckmans Now Organization) April 18, 2008

Beckman High School

A high school located in Irvine, California, where you only matter if you are white, beautiful, and rich. The baseball team dominates the school and harasses you by barking at you in the hallways. The football team is garbage. Beckman is known for its amazing academics, but we can thank the Asians for that! You better dress to impress everyday or you’re screwed!!!!

Wow, you go to beckman high school? Isn’t there only Asians there?

by Oooooooooooooop November 29, 2018

brockman

A person who has sex with their mother. Will also have sex with their Dad in a pinch.

John is pulling a brockman tonight, don't worry about bringing an extra chic.

by Rusty Shackleforde September 29, 2006

beckman

a guy who says everyone else is on crack but in reality he's the one on crack...

beckman: OH jimmy your on crack

jimmy: shut up beckman you dont know what your talking about... your the crackhead

by willy martin October 24, 2008

Backman

Backman is basically the best boyfriend ever. He's understanding, caring, and a great listener. You can act like a five year old with him but also have heart to heart conversations. Backman has his struggles and wont talk about them but always puts other people first. He acts strong but has a tendency to break down and not ask for help. He has the best eyes and personality. He can always manage to make you smile. Backman is the sweetest, funniest, most amazing guy you will ever meet. It is extraordinarily easy to fall in love with his cute, sweet, and incredible self.

Backman is such a great guy

by londonkikuyu January 15, 2019

buckmaned

Acquiring someone's phone number by asking to share contact information of another person with them.

Instead of asking for my number, he buckmaned me and asked if I wanted his landlord's number for an apartment.

by TN Player September 30, 2012