Bostonian Baseball Boy

A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.

"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?

by AdamLaughsLololol April 18, 2018

Plutonian

adj.

Having a dynamic personality.

Dope #1: Sarie is surely a nice girl; I've never seen anyone so sweet and positive about life!
Dope #2: Sarie? Yeah, right! She's always frowning, NEVER talks, and always snatches stuff out of peoples' hands.
Dope #1: What? No!
Killer #1: Maybe she has multiple personality disorder.
Kiko: Maybe she's just a bit plutonian!

by Kiko April 25, 2004

blundonian blumpkin

A gay sex act performed in a public restroom lacking partitions between stalls, in which two seated participants take turns bending over sideways to perform fellatio on one another whilst simultaneously defecating in their respective receptacles. Generally not performed sequentially ("I'll do you until you blow out both your loads then you do me, ok?") but rather in rapid alternating bursts of a few seconds duration A-does-B then B-does-A. A professionally-executed blundonian blumpkin maneuver results in a virtually seamless and volcanic four-way explosion and is a true wonder to behold.

Conversation in public restroom:

Gay Guy #1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Gay Guy #2: Blundonian blumpkin?

Gay Guy #1: Ha!

by Chad Wooley March 4, 2006

blastonian institute

any location where cocaine is being done.

"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

Bostonian

A generation archetype of polo wearing, private school attending, and inherently capitalistic infected youth. Usually a die-hard sports fan (Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox) that thinks he or she is bamf, and almost always associated with pseudo-rebellion practices such as excessive weed and booze consumption. Although Bostonians are raised and born in Boston Mass, they will typically have a beach house in cape cod, and are materialistic although they frequently deny it. Their parents are incompetent morons who live a happy empty life with their hoard of massive cash, and will supply a future to their children after paying off Harvard to accept them. They are often mildly interested in alternative rock, and could be compared by analogy to preppy classy gwedos, and are often scoffed at by New Yorkers. Bostonians can also be refered to boston stoners, a derogatory although sometimes endeering name for completely avarage weed adicts whose mass conformity in moccasins/loafers and slacks leave them as a slightly laughable argile failure of prototype. Everyone pretends to stand them while secretly laughing. Warning: to those of you shaking your head, this probably applies to you.
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*

Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.

Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.

by Ju Ju Bee November 11, 2009

Burtonian

(adj.) Of or relating to the great artist Timothy William Burton, most commonly known as Tim Burton, or the art thereof. Mr. Burton (born August 25, 1958) is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Vincent, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, James and the Giant Peach, Frankenweenie, Batman, Alice in Wonderland, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories, and various other amazingly mystical and artgasmic films and artworks.

A Burtonian take on a classic fairy tale adventure.

by Vittoria LoMedico December 8, 2009

Blundonian, Blundonian Laugh

Originally from Stephen Blundon, a Blundonian laugh expresses immeasurable amounts of hilarity, entertainment, or sarcasm in a single HA!

Can also be used as a deragatory slur towards a bumbling jackanape.

Passerby: Hey Steve, didja see the size of that bitch? That's a HHHUUUGEEE bitch!

Stephen Blundon: HA!

by Stephen Blundon September 27, 2004