bluegina

Blue balls for women, usually accompanied by pain in the genitals or general crankiness.

I wanted to hook up with John, but he wouldn't put out. I have the worst bluegina

by Jill and Robin February 10, 2008

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

burginity

butt virginity
(current B-card holders are "burgins")

1) paris hilton lost her burginity when she fell out of a tree and landed on the fencepost.

2) ouch! i'm walking bowlegged today because i lost my burginity last night.

by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010

blorgin

A nerdy ass response to a surprising event or occurance.

The Blue Screen of Death pops up...."BLORGIN!"

by Asshat McDonkeycock May 9, 2003

Blurgundy

The shade of grellow that is slightly widdershins from ceurelack.

“I just bought a blurgundy sweater on Etsy and man it’s nothing like the listing.”

by IAmTheStanMan November 29, 2018

Blurring bricks

Blurring bricks occurs when two people decide to perform anal sex, due to the other hole being closed for construction, and the receiver doesn't properly clean their anal cavity. The giver then smears the poop along their butt cheeks, hence "blurring their bricks."

Angela and Cole were getting hot and heavy but one of them wasn't mentally prepared to have vaginal intercourse yet so Cole ended up blurring bricks.

by Gweny911 December 1, 2018