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Brentwood School 

Brentwood school is home to a bunch of wet year 7s that act like they’re in highschool musical all the time. This school is one of the best out there, especially because it has some of the most slaggy, most orange girls out there. All the boys in older years are nonces with foot fetishes and fake moncler. Oh and you can’t forget about Brentwood Schools top notch rich kids who constantly flex but at the same time act like they’re the hardest people out there. Don’t even get me started on the absolute units that are the year 8 boys, who watch porn together on the field, might I add.
Normal person: ‘Yo look at that slag with sluggy eyebrows trying to get with an older’

Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’

EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’
A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..
Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!
BUTTWOOD by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

burntwood 

SHITE. Always written in capitals to emphasise the overall crap-ness of the place.
"Burntwood is SHITE."
burntwood by Lizzy Lees February 18, 2009

Brentwood High School 

One of the largest schools in New York State. Full with about 90% of Hispanics and the rest blacks and Asians. People wonder how kids here graduate if the first language u hear around is Spanish. The only good thing is the soccer team bc they're all Latinos and the football team is fucking garbage.

brentwood academy 

this is a school in nashville full of rich kids who think they are athletic bc they have black people
hi i go to brentwood academy and i'm athletic BARFFFFF

Brentwood Syndrome 

A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome

Brentwood Bruins 

A highschool in Middle Tennessee that basically owns at every sport, especially softball.
The Brentwood Bruins won ANOTHER softball game, making them number one in district.
Brentwood Bruins by Jeannie April 21, 2005