A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.
by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007
Get the blumstein mug.Blumpswirl - A sexual act in which a male is sitting on a toilet receiving a blowjob just after pissing and in the process of shitting, the male will ejaculate upon the female's face and then shove her face into the toliet bowl holding it inside the bowl for a few seconds hitting the flush lever. This is done to allow the female all the male has to offer, urine, feces, sperm, and humiliation. This is a very rude act and is a combination between the sexual term "blumpkin" see definition and a "swirlie" the highschool prank. blumpswirl swirlie
by stoutdogg June 17, 2010
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Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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Someone who always asking for something yet never has anything to offer.
Someone who always asking for something yet never has anything to offer.
Yo son tell me how this Bumass ni**a Tyrell asked me for a bite of my sandwich... AGAIN.
Real talk I can't understand why my lil sister keeps entertaining these Bumass lame ni**as.
Real talk I can't understand why my lil sister keeps entertaining these Bumass lame ni**as.
by King Listo November 13, 2019
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by Gigi Penelope November 3, 2013
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Get the blumpski mug.A nicer and funky way of saying Bullshit or Malarkey. Often used in anger or frustration when around older people to avoid cursing.
Parent: I heard the teacher is going to give you kids a ten page test today.
Kid: no way! That is such blumshluck!
Kid: no way! That is such blumshluck!
by tinachristeen May 2, 2022
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