bluetooth

A super dumbass communication piece. Cyborg Morons continuously roam around retail establishments in circles mumbling, sometimes yelling to someone on the other end of the line about rediculous things. The light show "rave-ear" blinks and flutters as the Cyborg demands assistane in the store. I hope your Bluetooth develops a cavity.
Lance, being a fool as he is, purchaced a Bluetooth and now is real excited to receive telephone calls about absolutely nothing. Putting you on hold for yet another call, his cyborg head suddenly explodes!
by Fredersss October 07, 2006
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"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.
by breeves84 March 07, 2009
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Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.
Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.
by gratefulninja July 10, 2010
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somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.
"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."
by Krkič October 02, 2020
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Bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.
I felt teeth on that BJ so when I finished I gave her a Bluetooth.
by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006
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To get oral sex from a female hands free
Last night when I was getting some head I told that bitch to Bluetooth.
by deals22 August 30, 2010
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A COVID-19 gangbang where multiple people want to connect but cannot because the internet connection is unstable
"God I want you but I'm totally Bluetoothed right now!"

The poly party was cancelled due to Bluetooth and our incompatible pairings.
by Rimn'at April 06, 2020
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