Blough

The act of fluffing a penis up to about a 45% erectile state and tapping it off the face of an unconscious person. It is important to note that the penis must maintain a prominent sag and limpness, but one must also make sure that it is erect enough to have a good weight to it. The penis is then taken and tapped, rubbed, and slapped around the facial area of a friend, preferably a friend who is passed out from a bender at the bar. Primary targets include the forehead, the tip of the nose, the cheeks, and the chin. Bloughing on the lips, however, is frowned upon.

For years, Christopher would come home from the bars drunk and enjoy bloughing his friends when they passed out. One day though, he bloughed Archibald and in retaliation, Archibald parted his ass cheeks and delivered upon Christopher's unconscious face a spread, hairy Italian ass of wrath (Ass blough).

by Gapeshot 1.5 December 18, 2008

Blount

Sucker punching someone and then following that up by going Ron Artest on the crowd.

Don't throw my own smack talk back in my face or I'll go all Blount on you.

by Jones65 September 5, 2009

Blopshka

Slang term for a person of Indian descent. Called "blopshka" for the general sound of Indian dialect. Many Indians, when attempting to communicate, will make the sound "blopshka", followed by several tongue clicks. This form of communication is frowned upon in the United States, and is generally exclusive to the country of India.

Indian: Blopshka, (click click).
American 1: What?
American 2: Oh, don't worry, it's just a Blopshka. They're harmless.

by M.C. Higgins June 29, 2011

Tapioca Blop Blop

The white, sticky, viscous substance produced by a mans genitals generally after a good stroking, sucking, slurping, tonguing, riding, grinding, impaling, jack hammering, pogo-ing,pounding, slamming, or other form of stimulation.

John: "Man, I'll tell you, Sarah is a total slut!"

Jim: "Why do you say that?"

John: "Last night when I was log jamming her, she demanded that I shoot my Tapioca Blop Blop all over her pretty little face!"

Jim: "Well good on ya buddy!"

by Joey Fn Lag August 4, 2010

Blop

When a dog forgets to put its tongue back in its mouth, causing the tip to stick out. Same thing as blep in cats.

Mocha is asleep on the couch with a blop hanging out of her mouth.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

blobular

Having blob-like or jelly-like qualities.

I've overeaten and I feel blobular.

by Sumo Sushi February 28, 2005

BLOTUS

Biggest Liar Of The United States

BLOTUS likes to use Alternative Facts

by Bisset2 January 27, 2017