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bloop ride 

An urban rental car. A bloop ride may be earned in exchange for a favor, money, drugs or sex. It is advisable to use a bloop ride if you're going to commit a crime so the car can't be traced to you.
(Court transcript:)

Q. Whose vehicle were you using at the time?
A. Man, I don't know. It was just a bloop ride I got off a friend of my brother's girlfriend who owed me money. Know'm sayin?
bloop ride by JeanneBop January 29, 2008
Related Words

bloop ass 

When part of ones rectum is protruding and visible through ones sphincter. I suppose it’s akin to prolapse.
When Bill and Martha did doggystyle for the first time, bill was thrilled to discover she had bloop ass.
bloop ass by Porkrinder December 17, 2017
Something a Rosie would say instead of blimp
"Hey you see those bloomps um there"
Bloomp by ICCEY1 November 17, 2021

Bloop Schnorg 

friend 1: hello friend 2!
friend 2: Bloop Schnorg my fellow human
Bloop Schnorg by fuckayooooooooooooo December 10, 2021

bleep bloop 

A term for someone’s romantic interest.
Have you talked to your bleep bloop today?

Bloop Thug 

Members of the BloopDiary community who engage in flaming, trolling, arguing, & flat-out rudeness for the sheer purpose of causing discomfort, knowing they would never do so if the target knew who they were or where they live in real life. Will never admit to their wrongdoings & will claim until they're blue in the face that they are only debating/defending/practicing use of the First Amendment. See internet thug.
There is a bloop thug trying to argue with me. Oh, dear!
Bloop Thug by 098 May 3, 2008